Crazy cat girl dating
If you normally add photos of your cat as your human profile, add another point to your crazy cat lady total. This is you creating a website, blog, Facebook or Twitter profile pretending to be your cat typing to humans.
Today many people view it as amputation as much as tail docking or ear cropping is, and many vets refuse to do the operation.Christmas, Easter and Halloween outfits are priorities when it comes to your cats.But when you take inventory on your cat’s closet and it exceeds a human member of the household, you might have a problem.Did you really need the Hello Kitty power pink flannel pajamas?I understand they are warm and comfortable, but you don’t have to buy every piece of clothing with a cat on it.So mom didn’t get that blender, and your nephew had to settle for a magnet instead of the new Xbox game he wanted.
But that’s okay since your kitty received the most expensive cat tree known to man.
The cat will sit in your lap another day, we promise. Your brother brings over his new girlfriend for dinner.
She offers her hand to your cat who then sniffs, takes a step back and runs to hide under the sofa.
If your cash is flowing more freely to your kitty than other humans, you might be a crazy cat lady.
Bonus points in crazy cat lady land if you spend money buying each of your cats separate towers and gifts.
The man has a new set of kittens like clockwork, and they are so darn cute.